( guess which new arrival is stressed about their current situation and is pacing around the farm? ✨✨✨ this disaster of a man! ✨✨✨

while Kaveh loves himself a bit of romance, being whisked away to a mysterious ""marriage farm""" with Alhaitham is, hmm ... how shall he put it ........ NOT IDEAL

like!! who is this harvest goddess? what was she thinking!? at least she could've brought them separately. or housed them separately! it's bad enough that people in Sumeru are slowly clicking on to the fact that they live together when Kaveh has tried as hard as he can to hide it. (alas, he would drunkenly tell everyone within a hundred miles who his housemate is. even the god of their nation knows too. it's fine. everything's fine.) (💀)

the blonde man pushes out a loud groan mid-pace while he rakes his fingers through his long locks of blonde hair. )

Why this! Of all the things! Why are we now farmers in some strange marriage place!? And while I do appreciate the outdoor forest scenery, the buildings in this place are so ... peculiar! I haven't seen a single stained glass window pane since we got here. They could certainly learn a thing or two from me! ( he's so good at multitasking, stressing about architecture and their living situation simultaneously. )

If I don't come across any kind of outstanding building or get an answer as to why we've been brought here, I may just explode!