pyronic: (diluc039)
ᴅɪʟᴜᴄ ʀᴀɢɴᴠɪɴᴅʀ ([personal profile] pyronic) wrote in [community profile] crescentview 2023-02-09 01:12 am (UTC)

No, thank you.

[Don't even try to hide it, Kaeya. The only thing keeping Diluc from calling Kaeya out is Amber's presence. Even Diluc honors the bro code, letting Kaeya keep his little chubby secret... for now.

Still, he isn't so kind as to let Kaeya's error go unpunished. Pointing at what remains of the chocolates — rather, what doesn't — he stares at the two of them. Why? Why does he have to be the one to say this? He addresses Amber first.]


I don't suppose you bothered reading the note that came with those chocolates, but everything in that basket is laced with a potent aphrodisiac.

[And turning to Kaeya, all but glaring—]

And you. No doubt you felt the effects of those chocolates once you ate one and chose to shove the rest into Amber's mouth anyway. Well, Kaeya? How do you plead?

[The long, thick, meaty arm of the law is going to punish Kaeya regardless, so he may as well plead guilty in the hopes of lessening his sentence.]

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