Don't get me wrong, I'm not knocking farming, but I can't say this is anything I've ever wanted to do. I grew up in a restaurant, not a corn field. Tell me, is this the type of work you were looking forward to doing during your soul searching? I doubt it.

[ 'Grew Up', he supposes, being a loose use of the word given he was gone from there by 8 or 9, but all the same.

Laurent shrugs. Perhaps the goddess just liked watching guys struggle with their feelings. He knows a few women who would get some joy out of that. ]

I suppose our host is more forward thinking than we might have guessed.