[Where the heck is the other sun!!!! He glances back toward the sun again, but again looks away before he burns his eyes properly. The only thing he can think of is that maybe they're too close together right now to be able to tell them apart, but if that were the case he should have afterimages of two bright blinding dots, not one!]
I know this place is weird but I'm not gonna believe you if you try to tell me it's that weird...
[Except maybe he will. But he's going to complain about it!!!]
WELCOME TO THE CLOWN SHOW
[Where the heck is the other sun!!!! He glances back toward the sun again, but again looks away before he burns his eyes properly. The only thing he can think of is that maybe they're too close together right now to be able to tell them apart, but if that were the case he should have afterimages of two bright blinding dots, not one!]
I know this place is weird but I'm not gonna believe you if you try to tell me it's that weird...
[Except maybe he will. But he's going to complain about it!!!]