[He watches Kaeya for a long moment, rolls his eyes and shrugs one shoulder neatly.] Being some degree of kidnapped, spirited to who knows where, expected to tend land and foster relationships... It sounds contrived and asinine at best, if not entirely ludicrous. Add to the fact that she claims herself a Goddess, but draws informational portraits in crayon, of stick-figures wherein the only accuracy is hair color, lists of likes and dislikes and date suggestions she somehow seems to know with startling accuracy, and the result is definitely something out of one of those "what are some unbelievable stories that are totally true" threads on AskReddit. [...don't worry about the canon redditor, Kaeya.]
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[He watches Kaeya for a long moment, rolls his eyes and shrugs one shoulder neatly.] Being some degree of kidnapped, spirited to who knows where, expected to tend land and foster relationships... It sounds contrived and asinine at best, if not entirely ludicrous. Add to the fact that she claims herself a Goddess, but draws informational portraits in crayon, of stick-figures wherein the only accuracy is hair color, lists of likes and dislikes and date suggestions she somehow seems to know with startling accuracy, and the result is definitely something out of one of those "what are some unbelievable stories that are totally true" threads on AskReddit. [...don't worry about the canon redditor, Kaeya.]