[That's the dream.]

What's wrong with cows? They're cute.

[Also incredibly dangerous, in some respect...]

So your riding boots are now hiking boots... I'm not sure if that's an upgrade or a downgrade. [...] Actually, if you just put spurs on 'em, they'd be perfect for farming.

[Yeehaw.

Also, is she being serious? Absolutely not, but she's giving him the best poker face she possibly can. She wants to see this British man with spurs that jingle jangle jingle...]