Cowboys are not farmers, they are ranchers at best and uncouth American outlaws at worst.

[Said with extreme disdain. HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST HE COSPLAY AS A COWBOY??? YOU WANT HIM TO PRETEND TO BE SOME SORT OF YANKEE BARBARIAN??? THE NERVE.]

If I'm going to be handling any animal here it would be horses and hounds.
[Like a proper British gentleman.]