( satoko frowns a little, because it sounds so convoluted, and also, why kidnapping??? gods are so rude! but... it's a solid theory, as far as any go. )

I'll admit I don't really have a lot of experience with the divine aspect of this situation, but that does sound like it makes sense, at least. It's better than "We're her new soap operas", anyways...

( though it could be a mix of things. )

Satoko Fukui. You?