[ The snort he gives off sounds almost amused. ]

Jarring is putting it lightly. However, if there's one thing I'll admit, it's that I don't plan to return anytime soon, if at all.

[ Other people may wish to go home as soon as possible, but he is definitely not one of them. ]

I've spent years readying myself to leave at the nearest opportunity, so if it drops into my lap, I'll take it for what it's worth.