A frog? I think you’d look cuter as a sweet little puppy. It’s a shame I don’t have any wands on hand, though.

[Not that he needs a wand when he has his suitcase, but if that’s what Steinbeck’s into. He doesn’t even know anyone who uses a wand, but he’s pretty sure Steinbeck is taking him as seriously as everyone else on the island.

It’s fine. His ego can handle it.]

So if I gave you the reins, you’d keep me entertained? Or are you all bark and no bite? It would be a shame if you’re just putting on an act.