[ Damn. That's pretty cringe. Clearly Ziekers is no pogchamp. ]

Ahahaha, I was just kidding! I wanted to see how serious you are about this stuff, you know? [ it's just a prank, bro ] I'm definitely impressed, you're a real thorough guy~ If you lightened up a little, I bet you'd be real popular around here.

'Course I'd never want someone to break the law. I'm a chill guy, and that's the opposite of chill.