crescentview mods ([personal profile] crescentviewmods) wrote in [community profile] crescentview 2023-01-19 05:31 pm (UTC)

CONTESTANT #3

Describe yourself in three sentences or less:
I'm an angsty soul who spends time on his grand estate looking into the distance and thinking about the cruelties of life while ignoring how rich I am. No one shall escape my iron fist of judgement. I also think horses are cute.

List three of your best and worst qualities:
+ you can cut cheese on my cheekbones
+ i'm the tall dark handsome boyfriend you're looking for
+ i make capes look good

- i need at least one hour each day to brood on my dark tower (not here) and think dark thoughts
- i have been emotionally constipated for over ten years. i also have not smiled for ten years
- i might drink your blood (vampire?)

If you were a fruit, which fruit would you be and why?
Grapes, because like me, they let out a little whine every now and then.

Describe your ideal romantic partner:
Someone who can make me smile (literally impossible).

Why should the auction attendees bid on you?
If you want a free gargoyle for your farm, or a vampire bat, I'm the man for you.

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