Describe yourself in three sentences or less: I like fighting and having a good time. That's all you need to know, right?

List three of your best and worst qualities:
+ Good at fighting
+ Good at not dying
+ Fun

- Don't ask me to plan anything
- Sitting still
- Apparently I'm hard to work with

If you were a fruit, which fruit would you be and why? How am I supposed to answer this question? An apple, I don't know.

Describe your ideal romantic partner: I haven't really thought about it? Someone who's fun and enjoys a good fight and an even better drink, I guess.

Why should the auction attendees bid on you? Because I'm fun.