[ On God he’s Serious. ]

You’re joking. I find his company more tolerable than most, but that’s all it is.

[ Why anybody would assume different is mind-boggling. What part of him screams romantic?? ]

And he merely offered to spare me from the chance of being sold off to someone insufferable. I didn’t force nor request him to do it. Have the maggots finally eaten what’s left of your brain?