[ Ellis, this story is so stupid... But Flynn leans in intently, clearly getting into it too. ]

Well, the Empire and the Guild chefs apparently have been holding a yearly cooking competition. Because of increased cooperation between our groups, this year it was open to the public. My friend's guild was asked to provide the representative for their side and for some reason he chose me. But as a member of the Imperial Knights, I'd put the Empire side in a bit of a situation joining as myself, wouldn't I?

[ A pause. For the d r a m a. ]