( open ) summer/fall catchall.

[scriviner]

✿ who ✿ Alhaitham and you!
✿ what ✿ intro with open prompts!
✿ when ✿ latter half-ish of summer
✿ where ✿ around
✿ warnings ✿ n/a!

a. scavenger hunt

[ Games like this don't really interest him, when they're nothing more than contrivances to get people to learn things about others that they didn't really care to know in the first place. However, if it's to get seeds, he'll go along with it.

More seeds means he can give them to Kaveh and keep him out of the house more, which means more peace and quiet indoors for him. This is a flawless plan. If Kaveh doesn’t want the seeds, Alhaitham will simply have to point out to him how the seeds will go to waste if he doesn’t plan them, and that should hopefully to the trick.

To that end, he hands passersby in town a clipboard with a list of scavenger hunt questions on it. ]

Fill this out, if you will.

[ It’s not too far off from collecting surveys for research. Not his favorite academic pursuit, but it makes the task more palatable. ]

a. in the library

[ After becoming aware of a library in town, it’s where Alhaitham begins to spend most of his time. Relatively quiet and away from the hustle and bustle with plenty of new literature to get his hands on. A lot of it is pointless fluff, sure, but even that can grant him insights on this island and its goddess.

Anyway, if you happen to be there, too, he eventually starts piling books on the desk you’re reading at. He offers a quick explanation: ]

Ran out of room on my own.

[ Indeed, the desk he’s been sitting at is piled with books, and instead of putting any of them away, he’s just going to use someone else’s space, too, natch. ]

c. happy hour

[ Another Alhaitham book reading prompt…but this time he’s at the bar! It’s Happy Hour, but he doesn’t seem keen on socializing, even if the drinks here are decent.

Should someone sit down next to him at the bar, he’ll lift his gaze from his book just enough to give them an appraising look, as if deciding whether or not to say something and strike up a conversation…but no. He just goes right back to reading. Don’t take it too personally - the god of wisdom herself could sit down next to him and he would be hard-pressed to start a conversation.

Then he fiddles with his headset - turning up his music, perhaps? ]

d. wildcard

[ Bingo card is here and he is available for any gen prompts. He will put up with a little socialization to fix his roof, thanks. Feel free to reach out to me if you want to plot something specific! ]

Comments

[scriviner]

[ Ah, yes, there it is. The reaction he expected, maybe even hoped for, even if he doesn't quite realize why. Kaveh sounds almost jealous, jealous of the idea of him being with other people, of possibly trying these acts with them. Why should Kaveh care what he does in bed?

...Why should Alhaitham care that Kaveh cares?

Shoving the thought to the side-- ]

If you were paying close enough attention, you might've realized that we both have a square for rough sex.

[ He's not implying anything by that. Merely an observation. ]

Do you even listen to yourself? You're talking more about my sex life than I ever have.

[alcazarzaray]

Yes, well ... Don't change the subject!

( Ugh - the fact that he's describing a "sex life" now. There's just no way! Is there!? The prospect of this makes Kaveh's face stiffen into a bitter scowl. Why is he reacting so badly to this? Hm. )

Right, okay. Your "sex life"-- ( He quote gestures with his fingers. ) And for what it's worth, I don't want to talk about it! Not yours or mine. ( Seriously, why is he reacting like this. Kaveh likely has no problems talking about sex with Cyno and Tighnari! And yet ... )

Just promise me you won't do anything ridiculous when I'm around. I'm not sure if you noticed, but I never brought anyone back to our place in Sumeru! ( He's using "our" and not "your" place!! ) Things must stay the same here. I'll keep to my half of the bargain, too. I do have more sex squares than you do, so who knows where I'll end up to fix this farm. ( Once again, he is contradicting himself. )

[scriviner]

[ He's so adamant that he doesn't want to talk about it...and yet Alhaitham also doesn't want to talk about it, much as prodding Kaveh on the subject is entertaining. It's like playing a game of chicken to see who will change the subject first. ]

Do you want to talk about your sex life or not? I'm getting mixed signals. For someone so adamant that he doesn't want to hear about mine, you're sharing quite a lot about your plans for yours.

[ And Alhaitham doesn't want to hear about it either. The idea of Kaveh going home with someone, of returning back to their house the following day with that telltale spring in his step, grossly self-assured--

It makes him want to shove his nose into a book and never look up again. ]

Well, then. Whatever you decide to do or not do with your body, let me thank you for your noble sacrifice on behalf of our dilapidated farm building.

[alcazarzaray]

You don't have a sex life.

( He issues, point blank. Don't @ him. He's so normal about this!! So normal!!!! And yet the funny thing is, neither does he. )

Whatever I do for this farm ... I'll make sure you appreciate. I can't spend another day knowing that this building is collapsing in on itself.

[scriviner]

I don't have a sex life that you know of.

[ Now he's just rubbing it in. Kaveh is right, but that won't stop Alhaitham from being an ass about it, because he can. ]

You do that. Meanwhile, I'll find out what a watergun is, and we can both improve the farmhouse.

[alcazarzaray]

And I know that you don't have one full stop.

( Don't prove him wrong. Gods, please don't prove him wrong. )

Fine. ( He's glad to see Alhaitham will try fix this place too. Hmph! )