(open) kid kaeya kid kaeya kid kaeya

[calla]

🧊 WHO: Kaeya and anyone
🧊 WHAT: Bonus effects!
🧊 WHEN: Dec 12 ~ 14
🧊 WHERE: Throughout the island!
🧊 WARNINGS: Lots of crying

[ Perhaps you're walking through town, heading from one place to another, when you come across a child. No older than ten, he wanders around doing the following things: ]

[ i. crying his eyes out. Correction: crying his single eye out because even at this young age, he still has his eyepatch, but the point is that there's a kid in the middle of the street and crying. ]

[ ii. sniffling while tugging on your sleeve. In his other hand is the pamphlet. In a quiet voice, he asks for help. ]

[ iii. picking out dandelions. To kids, dandelions are flowers, not weeds, so he's ripping them out and collecting a little bundle in his other hand. When someone passes by, he'll hold one out and ask if they want one. ]

[ iv. shooting at birds with his slingshot. Who gave this child a slingshot? The local grocery store, after promising that he'll bring crops when he's older. What they didn't know what he'd do with it is attempt to catch lunch so... look at that boy go. ]

[ v. wildcard. hmu and i'll write out a starter!! ]

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[archivists]

[ Noé's looking at him go... and he's wondering what he's exactly witnessing here. This child looks exactly like Kaeya, even the eyepatch is the same. But there's no way someone could shrunk here in Crescentview, right? (haha)

Before a bird loses its life, he steps in and startles the bird. So much for the hunting. What would Timmy say... ]

Are you the dragon master's kid? I mean... Kaeya's?

[ What happened to your secret is safe with me? It's probably okay to tell a small Kaeya look-alike. ]

[calla]

[ No, his bird!! Kaeya looks up at the perpetrator who scared away his lunch, suddenly going shy. Another adult in this strange island... ]

I'm Kaeya.

[ ??? dragon master, who dat ]

[archivists]

Kaeya is this big, though.

[ He shows roughly tall male model adult Kaeya's height. ]

And he can drink wine. And you can't.

[calla]

I can drink wine.

[ He quickly retorts because how dare you, he's not a kid (lol). He drank a little bit before! Just a tiny bit, but he can still drink it unlike Diluc!! ]

[archivists]

No, children can't drink wine or any other alcohol.

[ Kaeya Jr, you need better authority figures. ]

Are you... hunting for birds?

[calla]

Mmhm. I almost got one, but then you scared it away.

[ How rude! That was his lunch! ]

[archivists]

If you want a pet bird, you'll have to take care of it, not shoot it.

[ He still has no idea about Kaeya's ruined lunch... ]

We should probably look for Kaeya.

[ Living in denial, this kid must be Kaeya's. ]

[calla]

[ He was going to say that he doesn't want a pet bird but rather that he wants to eat one, but then this guy brings up Kaeya again like he's not right here! ]

I'm Kaeya! [ huff huff ] My name's in the book.

[ He means the pamphlet. ]

[archivists]

[ Okay, maybe it's high time to give the kid the benefit of doubt because these drawings of all the people on the island, as much as Noé loves them, are useless in this situation. ]

Then... why are you so small? What happened?

[calla]

I'm not small.

[ How dare! He's a growing boy!! ]

[archivists]

Uh... why are you not small, but not big either?

[ This will work, for sure. He can trick a kid, just watch him. ]

[calla]

I'm growing! I'll be big soon.

[ HUFF PUFF ]

[archivists]

[ Me reading this as 'I'll be big spoon' like 😳 ]

Alright. I'm sure you will be, you just need to drink milk and not wine. But... what happened?

[calla]

[ would noe like to one day be kaeya's lil spoon? 😊 ]

I dunno... I was playing with my friend and then I was here. The book says that he lives here, so I'm trying to find him.

[ And after he brings back some food. ]

[archivists]

[ Listen, he can fall asleep on anything/anyone... so it might happen... ]

Your friend? What is his name? Maybe I can help.

[calla]

Diluc Ragnvindr.

[ Does that ring any bells ]

[archivists]

[ Did you mean: a fellow virgin ]

I know him! I can take you to Diluc. If we're lucky, he's home.

[calla]

[ not for long, diluc is getting it on ]

Really?!

[ ... shouldn't be too excited about following a stranger but Diluc! Diluc! ]

[archivists]

[ Hell yes, he was a virgin for far too long ]

Really. Here, hop on.

[ Noé turns around and squats in front of Kaeya. Piggyback ride time!! ]