[Oh Sylvando, if you only knew how flashy this vampire lawyer truly was. van Zieks remains crouched next to the tide pool, uncharacteristically casual as he is.]

Mm, well, Klint was definitely someone who fit that description. As far as everyone saw, anyway.
[Pouting a little.]

But being a knight of the courts wasn't what was asked of me. When the rumor of the Reaper of the Old Bailey began to reduce crime rates, I had no choice but to play that part. It was super lame.
[Just being way more petulant than he normally would be.]