[We got all sorts of different spoons and forks you have to use in a certain order, and also half the time you want to say something you have to say it in a vague roundabout way!!!! Everyone is very horny but no one is allowed to say a single thing about it in most situations. It's wild.

Anyway he shivers a bit when he can feel Sylvando's breath on the back of his neck, and his response is cut short with a slight yelp of surprise at the kiss.]

A-ah, well, you seemed like you were sincere about wanting to help people... And all the pet names...
[Just seemed like the person to go to for this sort of thing.]

And in any case, like you said... not trusting anyone didn't work out at all.