𓄿 accountability catch-all #1

[chevaliered]

𓄿 WHO: Crow and whoever decides to come hang out with him.
𓄿 WHAT: December Hijinks, Shenanigans and Happenings, all in one handy dandy place..
𓄿 WHEN: December. I'm a lazy soul who can and will use this post for the whole month.
𓄿 WHERE: Wherever these hijinks and shenanigans happen.
𓄿 WARNINGS: Crow Armbrust. Also, any NSFW if it happens will be tagged per thread but (leffs).

Bingo Plotting for the month can be found here, but there is a yolo starter to do some spontaneously in the post.



𓄿 legs eleven (aka bingo)

[ well.

crow's just chilling. he's sprawled out on a patch of grass looking like a lazy cat in a sunbeam. you'd be forgiven for thinking he was asleep, until you get close enough and he lifts a hand to wave it lethargically-- ]

Yo.

If you want to knock out a few squares on the bingo card, mine's somewhere over there-- [ he waves a hand and sure enough, his bingo card is next to him. just lying there. on the ground. why? why not. ]

Vetoing is available if I'm not into it. Or you're not into it. Whatever works.

[ let's GO binGO. ]

𓄿 actually farming wow look at him go

[ there's... probably some semblance of a field happening now on crow's shared beachside farm. at the very least he's sorted a patch for himself to grow some of the seeds he got from introducing himself to people, but he doesn't seem... excited? pleased? he doesn't seem to enamoured with the whole process.

he's crouched by his little field, chin in hand and staring between the packs of seeds in his other hand and the field itself. ]

Not that it's the end of the world if I don't, but there's probably some logic to, y'know, planning how I'm gonna plant these guys, given I've got different amounts and they're all different flowers? Maybe?

[ ... he sighs. ]

Man, I've got no clue.

𓄿 wildcard

[ for planning and plotting and use for any other threads that have been thought up. whatever goes. got a wild plan to throw at me? go for it. hit me up on the bingo plotting, etc, etc. opens my arms to everyone. ]

Comments

leggie eleven

[tot]

[ is he really a crow or is he a cat-shaped crow? one has to wonder and uta will be take a seat next to him, minding to keep a respectable distance between the two of them. ]

You really live at your own pace when you can, don't you? Let's see...

[ she'll look through the options that they have and see if any overlap and hmm. well, here's one that they can do from where they already were. ]

We both have "have you ever", if that's something that you'd be willing to do.

sticks his leggie out

[chevaliered]

[ he's a nyo. ]

"Time flows at a different pace", something, something, something. I have a free pass to slack off. [ that's literally not what the goddess said at all. ]

... Sure. But that right to veto is in full force. [ he waves a hand, pointing between the two of them. ] But it goes both ways.

holds onto the leggie

[tot]

[ a nyo...a catbirb. ]

You do have a point there; there isn't that huge of a hurry to get things urgently done.

[ except for the whole farming stuff, but even then it wasn't as though they'd perish immediately if they didn't get it done or anything like that. uta will give a nod at the stipulation. works for her, honestly. ]

Those rules sound fair to me. If you don't mind me going first then let's see—have you ever been in a food fight?

screams

[chevaliered]

[ a cabbub? ]

Right? We can take our time. Buuut the sooner more of these get bashed out, the better stuff like living conditions becomes? Or something like that. Beats me going at my walls with a hammer and spare planks to patch up drafts.

[ but they MIGHT perish eventually. ]

Hm. [ he's thinking about it? ]

... Don't think I have, actually. Too hungry to fight with my dinner, maybe? Have you ever been in a real fight? Like... punches behind a restaurant kinda fight.

[tot]

So we've been told, right? I have a few punched as completed; they don't seem to be all that hard.

[ you know. god willing and all of that. ]

I'm sure the cooks of those places are happy to know that. It's kind of sad to see all of that food go to waste. As for a fight with punches... [ she'll take a moment to think it over (not that she really needs to). ] Nothing like what you're thinking of. I got into a fair amount of fights when I was younger, though.

Have you ever borrowed something from someone but then accidentally broke it before you could return it?

[chevaliered]

Yeah. Those are incentives I can actually get behind too, y'know? Not having a broken house. Better kitchen. You get the picture.

[ yeah, well. as long as they stay kinda chill and easy to, he'll be find. i say not looking at his smut squares. ]

Oh? That feels like a story I'd want to hear.

[ ... ] Like a physical object, you mean?

[tot]

[ becks you did this to yourself... but uta will give a firm nod. ]

Yeah! I'm not sure which ones I should get first—obviously I want to make sure the walls and roof are repaired.

[ as for the story—she'll laugh for a moment before straightening up and taking up a bit of a haughtiness to her. ]

I don't believe there's too much to say. There would be a village that my family and I spent a lot of time at where there would be a boy that kept challenging me. He was a sore loser so we got into plenty of fights afterwards. [ crow's follow up question has her a bit confused. ] I was thinking of a physical object, but if there is something else...

[ if it isn't a physical object then what is the alternative?? ]

actually farming, wowie

[pyronic]

[Indeed, there's a rhyme or reason to practically everything, but it doesn't seem like Crow understands that. For one thing, he clearly hates farming, or is it that he hates working? Diwuc seems to believe the latter, observing his field with a critical eye and crossed arms.]

There are books in the library to help you with this sort of thing, you know. You'll only generate more work for yourself in the long-run if you go about it haphazardly.

wowee

[chevaliered]

[ he has never farmed in his life m'diwuc. ]

Right, right. Because people really got everywhere in life by extensively studying it first.

[ he taps a finger against one of his seed packs. ]

Forget nagging about the how, that's not orbal science. I've got limited seeds and I might as well try to figure out a plan for not making it look like I launched them all in wherever and hoped for the best.

[pyronic]

["Because people really got everywhere in life by extensively studying it first." —Man who has never read a book in his life, probably.

He'd reiterate his point, but Crow's made his clear: he's not reading no goddamn books. In that case, Diluc can at least pass along the knowledge he gleaned by reading those goddamn books.]

You don't plan on simply burying them around haphazardly, do you? The best thing you can do is measure your land before you commit to your mistakes.

[...Because Crow's gonna make mistakes. Diluc can smell them from here.]

[chevaliered]

[ diwuc... so judgemental. ]

This is why I'm thinking? I could just toss them in, y'know like a wildgarden? Those look nice.

But these aren't your usual wild garden plants, so it'd be a shame to entangle them like that, y'know?

[ ahh mistakes. the life lessons we learn. ]

[pyronic]

...A wildgarden with produce?

[Judging. Judging!!]

I can't imagine your produce would grow very effectively in a space where they're competing for nutrients. Perhaps you could entangle the flowers in such a way, but if you want to eat, you ought to plan more wisely than that.

[chevaliered]

Your ears are kinda ornamental, huh? I didn’t mention produce.

[ he rattles the seed bags. ]

Only flowers so far.

ryUWUki

[chevaliered]

[ beach time....

hopefully ryuki has been consumed with the urge to wander down to the beach in the evening, as the sun slowly begins to dip beneath the sky.... because crow has! nothing wrong with relaxing and enjoying the sunset when you've been kidnapped and forced into farming-and-also-maybe-marriage hell. ]

Hey. You here to see the sunset too?

[unsync]

[ He may have been wandering. A little bit of a bad idea perhaps when he's wearing... uh... s-sneakers...? I think those are sneakers. Still, his curiosity gets the better of him for getting to see a really nice, picturesque beach for once. ]

Oh -- Crow. [ Surprised! And also assuming he knows this guy's name by now. ] Uhm, well. Just the beach, since it was listed on my... card... but I guess it is just about that time.

oh my god gmail. and me. help.

[chevaliered]

[ sneakers... on the beach. good luck dude. ]

Oh? Same. Figured it was probably a good time to knock off an easy square.

[ he taps his head. ] Were you thinking the same? Subsconsciously, maybe.

[unsync]

[ It's all he has... also he's never been to the beach. ]

Not necessarily, but I wanted to see how it was since it was mentioned...

[ Squares. He looks at it. ]

It's "beach date". I don't know if you'd want to?

[chevaliered]

[ he shrugs. ]

I have a free-space, so I could tack watching the sunset on there. Win/Win, right? Everyone's happy, and watching the sunset would definitely count as a great date.

[unsync]

Oh, great!

[ He's glad that Crow is taking this swell, because he was feeling really awkward about asking someone on a date... for bingo purposes. He may be weird, but he is a bit sentimental. ]

Where do you think is the best place to watch it from?

Legs eleven

[chronosynthesis]

[Syrlya Isn't really paying attention to anybody lying in the field he's trying to cross, so it's a good thing Crow speaks up.]

Whoa--[He steps back, blinking down with bewilderment before competing the gesture to the discarded bingo card.]

Letting it come to you, hm? [Well... it worked. Syrlya picks up the card, reviewing each square. There isn't a lot of overlap, but...] Oh, you also need to climb a tree. I assume that needs to be done in tandem.

[He may have tried climbing a tree alone just to see if it worked but he won't admit to that.]

[chevaliered]

[ honestly it would've been very funny if he'd just walked over him. ]

If you have climbing a tree as well, we might as well both benefit, right?

[ he doesn't look like he wants to move but... he will for bingo squares. what a champ. ]

[chronosynthesis]

If getting up isn't too much trouble for you. [He puts a hand on his hip as he peers down at Crow.]

[chevaliered]

[ he makes a show of thinking about it.



a long show of thinking about it.




…. and then finally he’ll drag himself upright. ]

I think I can manage it.

[chronosynthesis]

[Syrlya smirks, offering Crow his bingo card back once he's upright.] Glad to hear it. Shall we just pick the closest tree?

[chevaliered]

There’s no specification for a type of tree, right? I think any tree will do.

[ he scans the area for a nearby one with plenty of branches to hoist themselves up with. ]

Ah. That one there?