(catch-all) ho-ho-holy shit

[calla]

🧊 WHO: Kaeya and anyone
🧊 WHAT: Catch-all for the month!
🧊 WHEN: All of Dec!
🧊 WHERE: Throughout the island!
🧊 WARNINGS: NSFW...

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[calla]

I'm simply trying to ascertain whether you're as tone as you say.

[ essentially ye olde version of pics or it didn't happen ]

[associative]

Wanna feel?

[ He’ll let you grope, Kaeya. Just a little. ]

[calla]

My, are you sure? You wouldn't want someone who romantically interested in you to feel instead?

[ Does groping not fall under the same category or nah ]

[associative]

It’s just my chest. People put their hands there all the time during filming.

[ So… no big deal. ]

[calla]

[ so you're telling me that gaku is just okay with people feeling up his chest ]

And you're okay with that?

[associative]

I'm used to it at this point.

[ It would be almost clinical for him if there's no romance involved, honestly. ]

You sound like you're not okay with it, though.

[calla]

No, not at all. I'm simply surprised you'd allow others to touch you with such little thought behind it.

[ Perhaps that's the whole point of being an idol. Anyway, time to feel up Gaku! ]

But may I?

[associative]

When you do a photoshoot, models put their hands on your chest all the time.

[ Which is exactly how he treats this interaction, his own expression relatively impassive. ]

Go ahead. Just don't make it weird.

[ As if this isn't already weird?

Regardless, Gaku is in very good shape, and it's obvious just feeling him through his clothing. ]

[calla]

[ Kaeya will stop walking so he can turn to Gaku and place a hand on that fine chest. i wish that kaeya was shameless enough to grope and squeeze but alas he's not but maybe next time ]

Oh my, you are as fit as you say. You must make a lot of models jealous.

[ And he'll take back his hand! ]

[associative]

Probably. I do a lot of modeling on my own, so I definitely take jobs from them.

[ He doesn't seem bothered whatsoever by that hand. Just a normal interaction! ]

Guess that doesn't matter now, though.

[calla]

No, not with this new life that you're leading.

[ And let's arrive to the spot that Gaku has thought of! Where is it!! ]

[associative]

No, but hopefully I can go back to what I was doing before sooner rather than later.

[ He sighs, setting his bag down as they reach a small clearing that overlooks the town. It's a very nice and scenic spot, the perfect place to eat. ]

[calla]

[ Oh, a very nice spot. Kaeya sets down the picnic blanket he brought along so they can sit down. ]

Oh, then are you ready to get married like the Goddess wants?

[associative]

[ Urk! Gaku clears his throat, shaking his head. ]

No.

[ He pauses, a look of consideration crossing his face. ]

I like someone from back home anyway. Marriage isn't an option.

[calla]

Isn't that a dilemma. You can't go home unless you're married - but you can't get married because there's someone at home.

[ Kaeya talks lightly, as if he's more amused by the dilemma than actually troubled by it. ]

How about a marriage of convivence? Just until you return home?

[associative]

[ Wow, have a little bit more empathy, Kaeya! ]

No. I take marriage seriously. I'm not doing one out of convenience.

[ He is... very, very serious about that. ]

[calla]

[ no!!!! ]

Then you've resigned to living here for the rest of your life?

[associative]

If that's what it's going to take, I'll just find another way to leave.

[ He has personal reasons for feeling this way, which is why he feels it so strongly. ]

What about you? Who are you going to marry? You got to have an idea, since you seem fine with the idea of a marriage of convenience.

[calla]

Hmm, I wonder. I suppose that I'd just have to leave that one up to fate.

[ Not like he believes in it, but that's his way of saying who the fuck knows. Anyway, what did Gaku bring to eat!! ]

[associative]

Guess so.

[ He brought soba, so let him unpack that! ]

Hope you like what I brought.

[calla]

[ they probably have soba in the genshin world but do they have it in olde ye europe....... rp questions ]

Oh, and what is this?

[associative]

Soba. It's my favorite food, so you better like it.

[ He's joking! Mostly.

But he gets chopsticks out for both of them. He briefly remembers Childe's struggle, however, so he pauses. ]

Would you prefer a fork?

[calla]

Please. Unfortunately, I'm not as familiar with using those utensils.

[ whatever the fuck they're called ]

[associative]

[ Smiling, he hands over the fork. ]

There. Tell me what you think.

[ He's eagerly watching Kaeya for his reaction... ]

[calla]

[ Taking the fork, he digs right in! He gets a good mouthful and he thinks as he chews. Hmmm, interesting! He speaks only after he finishes. ]

Mm, it's quite good. Very unique too, I haven't had anything like this before.