(catch-all) ho-ho-holy shit

[calla]

🧊 WHO: Kaeya and anyone
🧊 WHAT: Catch-all for the month!
🧊 WHEN: All of Dec!
🧊 WHERE: Throughout the island!
🧊 WARNINGS: NSFW...

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intro overflow - noé

[calla]

( from here )

[ Luckily, Kaeya catches on pretty quickly so he understands what Noé has to say. ]

I see. Well, Noé, thank you for letting me know. You're already off to being a good friend.

[archivists]

I'm not sure if that's being a good friend. Just... common decency. Besides, consent is important.

[ There, he said it. ]

[calla]

Quite the gentleman. And here I thought that vampires were just bloodthirsty monsters.

[ Noe is proving him wrong! ]

[archivists]

Some of them are, so you should be careful. I won't do anything without explicit permission, though. Blood is more or less like wine to you.

[ What an analogy. Are we getting closer to Kaeya drinking blood thinking it's wine?? Stay tuned. ]

[calla]

Ah, so drinking blood is not necessary to your survival?

[ i want kaeya to drink blood ]

[archivists]

It's not, it's more like cigarettes, drinks or sweets. Is wine necessary to your survival?

[ Looks at Kaeya... it probably is. How do we get blood in a cute harvest moon game. ]

[calla]

That depends on who you ask. I know a handful back in my city that couldn't live without wine.

[ you forget, mad, this is still an ichi game. i can get blood anywhere ]

[archivists]

[ Next time Noé's random item is a bottle of blood, I see ]

Are you sure that you could?

[calla]

[ go submit ur bonus ac and see what happens ]

Are you calling me an alcoholic?

[archivists]

[ Watch me nyoom into bonus ac post after holidays ]

No, you're just a regular alcoholic enjoyer.

[ Or, in other words... an alcoholic. ]