(catch-all) ho-ho-holy shit

[calla]

🧊 WHO: Kaeya and anyone
🧊 WHAT: Catch-all for the month!
🧊 WHEN: All of Dec!
🧊 WHERE: Throughout the island!
🧊 WARNINGS: NSFW...

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[chronosynthesis]

[Is that even a coherent paragraph.]

... Well, might as well try that one next. [Unless Kaeya has complaints. He sets the tape down to crawl back to the VCR and... try to figure out how to get the tape already in there to come out.]

[calla]

[ Time to press every button. Luckily, it comes out! But when they put it in and it starts to autoplay... it's going to force them to watch every single agonizingly awful sex scene. ]

[chronosynthesis]

[Aha! Success. Syrlya swaps the other tape in and, in pressing random buttons, has managed to put the speed back to normal. Though once the movie really gets going they may wish it was in fast forward again.

For now, Syrlya scoots back to return to Kaeya's side as the movie starts.] Oh, this is much easier to understand.

[calla]

Yes, but I'm afraid that I'd rather prefer not to understand.

[ Because wow, some of the dialogue and acting in this is bad, like The Room bad, the 'oh my god they're eating her and then they're going to eat me oh my goddddd' bad, this is terrible. ]

[chronosynthesis]

Hm. [Yeah, this is... not a compelling story. Syrlya checks his bingo card, just to see if they've fulfilled enough of 'movie marathon' to count. Not yet.

So he sets the card back down, leaning back against the front of the couch and folding his arms. At least, for a while they can watch the movie in relative silence... until the first sex scene starts.]

--Oh. Oh, it's smut. [He raises his brows. Did humans really make a movie that has full on sex for everyone to see? Humans?] Are we... really meant to be witnessing this?

[calla]

[ Kaeya is not bothered by the sex scene, just mildly surprised that they're actually watching one. Wow, he knows about smutty books, but this is a Lot More than reading some scandalous words. ]

Well, if we weren't meant to witness this, it wouldn't have been made, don't you think?

[chronosynthesis]

I suppose that's true... [Still, actually watching the intimacy really is a whole lot more than snippets of Destiny's Pledge he's skimmed out of morbid curiosity. This feels more like encroaching on someone else's privacy--he just has to remind himself it is all an act. Like a play. Yeah.

His gaze averts aside to Kaeya.]