CATCHALL ⬦ 欲买桂花同载酒

[lapidation]

WHO: Zhongli and anyone!
WHAT: my catchall...
WHEN: forever
WHERE: this island imagine if he goes to sea and drowns
WARNINGS: will add when anything comes up; ALCOHOL
ETC: feel free to plot with me! my bingo is here and you can reach me via discord (hei#2323) or plurk (aftertaste).

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teleporting

[blankpoint]

[ They're taking a break from working their farm when they sense something... amiss. Mira looks up to see Zhongli with his hoe raised like that, and--

They let out a yell and throw their barely eaten apple right at his face. ]

[lapidation]

[ Zhongli is a MARTIAL GOD and should be able to deflect an apple, but I'm going to roll a dice. With a 15, he unfortunately does well, using the hoe's handle to block in.

The apple ricochets back at them. Will Mira live? ]

[blankpoint]

[ And the dice says.... damn, it's a nineteen.

Mira lives to see another day! In fact, they manage to snatch the apple right out of the air before it smacks them in the face. Pretty impressive, considering how caught off-guard they are. ]

Uh. [ .... ] Sorry about that.

[lapidation]

Don't apologize. I must have startled you.

[ The apple olympics are grand here. Zhongli takes a look around, piecing it together. ]

It seems I am not where I once was.

[blankpoint]

Just a little bit.

[ They would've felt extremely bad if it'd done any damage... but anyway. ]

How did you end up appearing here like that?

[lapidation]

... That is a good question that I do not have an answer to.

[ Stroking his chin, he tilts his head. ]

Perhaps a curse? Not that I've angered the goddess...

[ His dog friend trails up and barks! ]