( spring catch-all )

[archivists]

WHO: Noé and you!
WHAT: Spring catch-all
WHEN: Thorughout spring
WHERE: Wherever
WARNINGS: N/A, if something comes up this will be updated!

( I )

[ Noé happens to be in the town when he notices a familiar white cat wandering around the town square. As soon as he confirms it's his cat, Noé rushes to pick him up. ]

Murr! You're here! You haven't married anyone!

[ What is this nonsense. Also, Murr welcomes him with claws to the face because he doesn't remember agreeing to be picked up.]

( II )

[ Whether you're talking to Noé or just passing by, he'll... wrap his arms around you to pull you into a hug. ]

I'm sorry, I'm... very... sleepy...

[ He's already dozed off. This is the power of the random effects. ]

( Wildcard )

[ Always open to more threads and writing closed starters, hit me up on plurk @ koohii or discord @ mad#1460 for plotting. Also here's his plotting comment and bingo! ]

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[archivists]

We can sleep... here.

[ He's getting bolder and bolder. Or maybe just more drowsy with each passing moment. ]

Please... don't go.

[ Wiggling meets a tighter hug because he needs someone to embrace while he's falling asleep :) ]

[feralheart]

Where would I go when you're hanging on like a koala?!

[ Asking rhetorical questions to a sleeping man: productive. Could he pry this guy off with werewolf strength? Probably. Instead he takes a few shuffling steps to see if he can haul him slowly towards literally anywhere better-suited for sleeping. ]

[archivists]

[ At least Noé is cooperating in that regard and tugging him along shouldn't be too hard. His eyes are closed, but he mumbles every now and then. ]

I'm... sleepy... Noé.

[ That's one way to introduce oneself for sure. ]

What...is... koala?

[ Only important questions. ]

[feralheart]

[ Congratulations, he'll now permanently be "SleepyNoé" in M-21's heart. Undignified shuffling progress continues for a little longer until M-21 finally stops in his tracks to find out if he can just pick him up. ]

It's... a bear. [ ??? ] Huge claws. [ ????? ]

[archivists]

[ "SleepyNoé" is still better than "SleepyNoé69". ]

I don't... have claws. I have...fangs.

[ Is he even awake or just sleep talking? Probably the latter, to be honest. ]

[feralheart]

[ There's still time for an upgrade. For the moment, he's getting his sleepy nonsense self slowly hauled back to his farm, courtesy of the goddess's little map in the pamphlets. ]

You don't look like you've got fangs.

[ Show him, sleep-talking guy. ]

[archivists]

[ It’s hard to prove himself as a vampire with magnificent fangs when he’s asleep, so his word (sleep talk?) will have to do. ]

All vampires have fangs… and I’m a vampire…

[feralheart]

[ Wow, M-21 probably just strained something whipping his head around. ]

What, the human kind?

[ ...Probably too hard a question for a sleeppire. ]

[archivists]

[ Better get used to it, M-21... if you want to have anything to do with this guy in the future... ]

Humans are... kind. Some... of them.

[ Definitely too difficult. ]

You are... kind.

[feralheart]

[ That's actually a pretty sufficient answer for "what kind of vampire are you." Just for that, Noé lugging gets a little gentler. ]

I'm not human.

[archivists]

You don't have to be... human... to be kind.

[ That's a fairly coherent sentence considering his state. Maybe it's just something important to say. ]