crescentview | (catch-all) ho-ho-holy shit

Yeah? Gonna struggle with it?

[ He's sure Kaeya thinks that Gaku will, so he can't help but throw that same doubt right back at him. ]

Of course not, but I'd have to wonder if you will.

[ And because he's Kaeya, he has to remind Gaku of their other night. ]

I won't carry you this time if you do.

[ That earns a laugh from him. ]

Well, I'm not planning to be drunk this time.

[ And they're not going too far up the mountain, if his memory is serving him correctly. ]

Idols work out a lot, though. I know you can't tell through my clothes, but I do go to the gym.

Is that so? Then the ones you'd be doing those indecent squares with will be very pleased, I'm sure.

[ i was going to say if kaeya was less shameless, he'd say he'd like to see that for himself but he's not that bad lmfao ]

[ HELP

God, Kaeya, why do you have to bring that up!! ]

...If I get to that point here, then I guess so.

Oh? You're not going to do them?

[ If only SOMEONE (diluc) would learn like Gaku and not be a slut. ]

I don't know. I'm not waiting for love or marriage, but I do want to do those squares with someone I like and not just for the sake of it.

[ This definitely outs his lack of experience, but he doesn't really care. ]

[ man, do you fucking HEAR this, diluc, absolutely outrageous. ]

That's quite understandable. Unfortunately, not everyone is as chaste as you, though, so what if someone tries to make a move? Would you turn them down?

I won't know until it happens.

[ He'll need to decide in the moment, and it's dependent upon a lot of things. It needs to feel right. ]

It's hard to let go of the things I was trained to be careful with as an idol, so it's something I'm careful about here too.

Then how about with me? Care to do one together?

[ He doesn't mean it, but he just wants to see Gaku's reaction. ]

No.

[ A quick and easy answer. Kaeya is certainly attractive, but— ]

You're not serious about it.

[ He frowns at Kaeya. If he were, the vibes would surely be a lot more romantic than a hike in the mountains. ]

I don't know you well enough either.

That's a shame.

[ Not really. ]

Well, then I certainly will have to work hard so we can get to know one another.

[ That makes him laugh. ]

Will you really? You wanna see what I look like without this shirt that badly?

I'm simply trying to ascertain whether you're as tone as you say.

[ essentially ye olde version of pics or it didn't happen ]

Wanna feel?

[ He’ll let you grope, Kaeya. Just a little. ]

My, are you sure? You wouldn't want someone who romantically interested in you to feel instead?

[ Does groping not fall under the same category or nah ]

It’s just my chest. People put their hands there all the time during filming.

[ So… no big deal. ]

[ so you're telling me that gaku is just okay with people feeling up his chest ]

And you're okay with that?

I'm used to it at this point.

[ It would be almost clinical for him if there's no romance involved, honestly. ]

You sound like you're not okay with it, though.

No, not at all. I'm simply surprised you'd allow others to touch you with such little thought behind it.

[ Perhaps that's the whole point of being an idol. Anyway, time to feel up Gaku! ]

But may I?

When you do a photoshoot, models put their hands on your chest all the time.

[ Which is exactly how he treats this interaction, his own expression relatively impassive. ]

Go ahead. Just don't make it weird.

[ As if this isn't already weird?

Regardless, Gaku is in very good shape, and it's obvious just feeling him through his clothing. ]

[ Kaeya will stop walking so he can turn to Gaku and place a hand on that fine chest. i wish that kaeya was shameless enough to grope and squeeze but alas he's not but maybe next time ]

Oh my, you are as fit as you say. You must make a lot of models jealous.

[ And he'll take back his hand! ]

Probably. I do a lot of modeling on my own, so I definitely take jobs from them.

[ He doesn't seem bothered whatsoever by that hand. Just a normal interaction! ]

Guess that doesn't matter now, though.

No, not with this new life that you're leading.

[ And let's arrive to the spot that Gaku has thought of! Where is it!! ]

No, but hopefully I can go back to what I was doing before sooner rather than later.

[ He sighs, setting his bag down as they reach a small clearing that overlooks the town. It's a very nice and scenic spot, the perfect place to eat. ]

i'm crying but honestly it's hilarious so idm

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