275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...

[framestory]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.


[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.

Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dämmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.

The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.

Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.

Mingle, eat food, and have fun!

If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]

Comments

[unsync]

[ Every time he sees Ellis. It somehow gets weirder and weirder. ]

I don't think this is usually what people sell at a summer party.

[framestory]

1 gold.

[ Basically whichever is the lowest you can go with a currency. ]

It's water based, so you can use it for a lot of things other than sex.

[unsync]

[ "The most versatile of lubes. You need more for really heavy duty stuff, but for every-day activities, this works great! Get one, Ryuki."

"And do WHAT?"

He looks out at the waterslides.

He looks at Ellis. ]



Is this all powered by lubricant?

[framestory]

[ Ellis nods. ]

You can get washed off by Fluffy over there if you want after.

[ Ellis gestures to the white samoyed who has a hose in its mouth. ]

[unsync]

[ He's traumatised by his clothes exploding in front of Diluc earlier. ]

I-I'm okay. He looks like he really knows how to wield that thing, huh?

[framestory]

[ Ellis nods. ]

My dog likes people, but also likes messing with them. But he's not afraid of anyone.

[ Writing this out just makes Ellis realize... huh. They share a lot of things in common. ]

[unsync]

[ Pets acting like their owners 10/10. ]

Can I pet him? Or will he shoot me down with that hose if I try?

[framestory]

[ Ellis nods to the first question and turns to Fluffy and claps. The very fluffy white samoyed adult dog comes dashing and circles Ryuki before standing on its hind legs to paw at him. Pet him! Who dis!! ]

[unsync]

[ NOOO so cute... his own eyes... or just one eye, practically sparkles a bit as he holds Fluffy's paw and kneels to his height. ]

Wow... he's so well behaved.

[ Giving him a few careful pats. His head is so soft... ]

[framestory]

[ The dog, Fluffy, has his tail wagging so hard that it might as well act like a helicopter propeller. He nuzzles into Ryuki's hand when petted. ]

He's cute, isn't he? I caught him trying to steal stuff from my farm when I first met him.

[unsync]

[ He reads, and laughs a little, rubbing an ear. ]

Naughty thief. Now you don't have to steal anything anymore, I bet.

[ Aimed more at the dog than Ellis, sorry for the inconvenience. Though he does turn to Ellis, having remembered a thought. ]

Oh, actually, if you want -- I got some more stationery. I don't really need it, and was wondering if you'd want it.

[framestory]

[ Fluffy makes a small "awoo" sound. I don't steal!!

Meanwhile, Ellis blinks. Free stationary! Free paper! More paper!! ]

That would be great! I'll give you two bottles for them.

[unsync]

[ Don't you boy!! Have a chin scritchy. ]

Just one is fine!

[ WHAT SIZE IS EACH BOTTLE ANYWAY, in terms of I guess, comparative to iPhones. Anyway, here you go Ellis -- have his share of stationery! Brought it with him when he got the invite, and then got distracted by LUBE SLIDES. ]

[framestory]

[ They are around 250ml sized bottles! Ellis hands him a bottle. There you go, lad. Have fun. Ellis is pretty glad for the new stationary. Hehe. ]

[unsync]

[ He......... pockets this lube, and blatantly ignores Tama listing off suggestions of usage. ]

Thank you...

[ Don't judge him Fluffy, okay? Don't hose him down either, the lube bottle is closed. ]

[framestory]

[ Fluffy is happy that Ryuki took something from Ellis. He saw... how big the lube package was... Ellis nods. ]

Feel free to help yourself to some food or have fun on the slides!

[unsync]

[ Ellis....... did you get cursed by the Goddess into the Moby Dick of Lubricants... ]

I will...! [ Maybe the food. ] Are you going to?

[framestory]

[ Maybe............

Ellis nods. He will later! ]