275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...

[framestory]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.


[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.

Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dämmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.

The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.

Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.

Mingle, eat food, and have fun!

If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]

Comments

[flamenova]

pet the dog

[ despite making an effort to get a bit further out of her shell, pyra still has a pretty fair amount of nerves when it comes to big social gatherings...which is why she's spending a pretty extended amount of time in the company of fluffy the dog, though she can't help but feel a bit betrayed that her attentive pets are met with a spray of the hose, leaving her dripping wet from head to toe. ]

Ah...maybe he doesn't like my attention that much...?

[ for someone as fiery as she is, water isn't quite her thing...... ]

the princess's secret slide

[ ......which, of course, is why she's curious about just what these slip-n-slides are covered with. it's not exactly water; it's a bit more solid than that? but the second she (very tentatively) takes a step onto the slide...

well, of course, she falls flat on her bottom, and slides right down to the bottom, leaving a complete mess of strawberry wine behind her...though, if nothing else, after she gets over her initial surprise, she does wind up laughing! ]

That was...pretty fun, actually!

the green on the vine like

[ as nice as the food and the drinks are, pyra seems to gravitate a fair bit towards the strawberry wine, in particular! it's not quite like the jenerossi tea she loves so much back home, but the fruity aroma and the touch of bite that it has make it pretty hard to stop sipping at her glass, once she's had her first taste of it.

on a totally unrelated note, there's a fairly extroverted redhead with bright pink cheeks walking around the party in the later hours -- tapping people on the shoulders with a dopey grin on her face. ]

Hi! [ no fear! you've got this, pyra! ] Do you wanna come and talk with me for a little while? I'd love to know more about you!

[ surprisingly straightforward, for a change! ]

🐶

[edamamepon]

I bet that's his way of playing.

[ Says Makoto, who has clearly already gone down the slide by the state of his lighter summer clothes. ]

Oh. Or maybe he just missed m--[ Makoto splutters when the dog decides not to miss him actually. But by the end of it he's just as drenched and laughing over at her to commiserate with friendliness-- ]

You know, it's so hot out I don't even want a towel.

[flamenova]

[ oh no! she's a moment away from offering to dry him, with the heat from her hands...but it's true, most people probably would find weather like this a bit stifling. pyra's not quite so sensitive to the heat and the cold, but she does sympathize, and gives him a shy little laugh in exchange. ]

Maybe he just assumed we needed to cool off, then. He's a smart little guy, isn't he?

[ but he really should pick on someone who actually wants to be sprayed, thank you very much..! ]

I had no idea that dogs could be so clever.

[edamamepon]

Yeah, me neither.

[ Makoto agrees through his laughter as it dies down naturally. He's pushing his wet hair out of his face to make it less awkward when he starts talking again. ]

I'm Makoto Edamura, by the way. I don't think we've actually met before, right?

[flamenova]

Oh, have we not been acquainted? I'm sorry, when we were all making introductions, I was a little...

[ well, it's overwhelming, to see a big group of people after so long by yourself. but she's a bit more used to it now, after a month. not quite natural yet, but she's getting there. ]

Er, anyway. My name is Pyra. I'm...

[ hm. she normally has a whole spiel about this, but they're at a party right now - why not have a little bit of fun with it? ]

Maybe we could...play twenty questions, if you want to know a little more?

[edamamepon]

Don't worry, I don't think it counts until I've gotten to say it's nice to meet you.

[ Makoto says it lightly enough. Then, to be sure-- ] So, it's nice to meet you, Pyra.

[ And he means it, even as he motions to her so they can sit somewhere around here. ]

Yeah, that's a great idea. Hope you get a square off of it. But do you mean the kind where you think of a person, place, or thing-- or can I ask you anything?