275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...

[framestory]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.


[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.

Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dämmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.

The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.

Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.

Mingle, eat food, and have fun!

If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]

Comments

I (real tag)

[archivists]

I'd like one, please. I can give you mushrooms.

[ After a moment, he adds: ]

Make sure to leave one for yourself.

[framestory]

[ Ellis nods and gets out a bottle to give to Noe and then... huh. ]

Why?

[archivists]

You never know when you're going to need it.

[ This comes from the anal (smut) as his first square guy. Also why does this lowkey sound like a threat. ]

[framestory]

[ Now that Ellis thinks about it, he wonders if Noe got it filled. Congratulations if he has. ]

What do you mean by that, Noe?

[archivists]

[ No, he's still a virgin :( How do you get [redacted] for Lucia here. ]

Oh? [ He blinks. ] What if someone proposes to you and they accidentally get you a ring that is too small? You might need some lube, then!

[ Duh... ]

[framestory]

Are you scared that's what will happen to you?

[ Why else would Noe buy it? Right? Right. ]

[archivists]

Don't be silly. I'll make sure it fits.

[ That kind of accident could totally happen to Noé. But for once in his life, he's going to play it cool. ]

Are there other uses for lube?

[ This question had to be asked. ]

[framestory]

[ It seems Ellis is taking a while to write in his notepad. But when he turns it over, it's the word "sex" in the fanciest handwriting and calligraphy that Noe has probably ever seen in his life. ]

[archivists]

[ HIS VIRGIN EYES CAN'T TAKE IT ]

[archivists]

That's...some really nice writing, Ellis. You're very talented. I had no idea you were into calligraphy!

[ What was the topic of their conversation again?? ]

[framestory]

[ Noe?? Ellis feels like Noe is trying really hard to deflect, but it's either trying to push that a little more or going along with what Noe says.

... ]

Yeah, it's my hobby.

[archivists]

That's a very nice hobby to have!

[ His eyes linger on the letters for a while. ]

You could sell this, too!

[ Let's get rid of this sheet of paper. ]

[framestory]

[ Ellis tears the paper and gives it to Noe. Here you go. He can sell this for however much he wants. ]

[archivists]

Huh?

[ Is this real life or is it just sex fantasy. ]

I couldn't sell a gift. Because this is a gift, right?

[framestory]

You can do whatever you want with it except return it.

[ Be wild and free. ]

[archivists]

I... thank you.

[ He's at a loss of words. Noé's both grateful and terrified, what is he going to do with this calligraphy?! ]

I will... cherish it...

[framestory]

[ Ellis nods. Good! Though, really. He's having a lot of fun. He'll gesture to the next person in line. ]