275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...

[framestory]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.


[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.

Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dämmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.

The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.

Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.

Mingle, eat food, and have fun!

If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]

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[framestory]

[ Ellis stops and stares at Gaku for a moment. ]

"So, like you."

[associative]

Me?

[ Gaku shakes his head. ]

No. Ryu is much, much nicer than I am.

[framestory]

[ Ellis makes a face. ]

"I don't like it when people are too nice."

[ Mostly because Ellis does the same thing--if he's too nice to someone, he wants something from them, so naturally... Ellis thinks the same of other people. ]

[associative]

[ Gaku can get that to an extent, but... ]

Why's that?

[framestory]

"They probably want something that I can't give them. Then they get mad at me if I can't give them that."

[ His story was full of assholes. ]

[associative]

...Oh.

[ That's depressing. ]

I know some people like that, but most of my friends aren't those kinds of people.

[framestory]

[ Ellis looks over at the table full of food and takes a spinach wrap... to shove it into Gaku's mouth.

Yeah, that's enough of how depressing his worldviews are. ]

[associative]

Mmph!

[ He pulls the spinach wrap out of his mouth. ]

Hey! Watch it, Ellis!

[framestory]

[ He's watching. ]

"You look nice when you're eating."

[associative]

[ Ugh. Why is Ellis this way... ]

Of course I do. I'm good-looking.

[framestory]

[ He thinks it's so funny whenever Gaku just says that he's attractive. It's true, but Ellis just thinks it's amusing. ]

"So keep eating."

[associative]

[ He looks at the spinach wrap thoughtfully. ]

So this is what gets you going...

[framestory]

[ ...

Ellis went from amused to unamused in half a second, so he turns to leave. Bye. ]

[associative]

[ You know what? Gaku deserved that, so he'll just let Ellis go do whatever else he wants. ]