275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...

[framestory]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.


[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.

Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dämmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.

The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.

Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.

Mingle, eat food, and have fun!

If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]

Comments

[associative]

[ He smiles. ]

Yeah, there's not.

[ But a lot of people don't know what it is, so he gets over his embarrassment. ]

It can be used for all kinds of things, though. Squeaky machinery, stuck zippers, on your lips if you need it. Anything where you need to reduce the amount of friction.

[bluminescence]

[ Kaspar returns it with a small one of his own. There is a beat where he considers reassuring Gaku that he shouldn't have any issues as a dancer. It's not such a difficult thing with practice.

... Because he is still thinking of the slide when Gaku starts his explanation and he blinks. But how useful! So Kaspar grabs like five while still looking as innocent as ever. Yep, just going to openly carry these around. ]

Thank you.

[associative]

[ Uh... openly carrying five bottles of lube sure is something. Gaku leans forward on the table. ]

There are other uses for it, you know. Unless you don't care about people making assumptions, then you can carry it like that but...

[ He pauses. ]

There is a rumor mill here.

[ Is he being subtle or just plain confusing? He has no idea. ]

[bluminescence]

[ Kaspar blinks again, unconcerned enough to breathe a small little laugh. Despite his ignorance, assumptions are simply the parents of misunderstandings. And he is quite used to the latter. His tone is light without judgment, as if the world is the way it is, as simple as that. ]

I believe, people are always making assumptions.

[ Besides, there are no decency laws here. Except rucking where the Goddess doesn't like it. And her whims are far more agreeable than Orm's or that of the current Avus. ]

[associative]

Yeah, they are.

[ He smiles wryly, honestly in awe of Kaspar’s casual attitude. It’s refreshing. ]

I guess I still pay a lot of attention to that kind of thing because of the way things are back home. But if you don’t mind it, then I think you’re a much stronger guy for it.

[bluminescence]

[ Kaspar shakes his head no at that last sentence. He doesn't mind and it is not something he considers a strength so much as a callous built up over years. But it is sort of interesting that both of their outlooks stemmed from the the same well, with very different blooms. ]

... though our reasons are similar.

[associative]

[ He tilts his head. ]

Huh?

[ Ah. Similar reasons. He gets it. ]

Are they? People are quick to judge where you're from?

[bluminescence]

[ Kaspar nods. He's happy so many here even take the time. Somehow, it feels as though Gaku has gotten better at it. It tilts Kaspar's head slightly in turn. ]

Here, we can do as we like.

[associative]

We can.

[ That gets a little smile from him. ]

It's kind of nice going out without sunglasses, a mask, and a hat. I haven't gone crazy or anything, though.

[ Just a little more drinking than he usually does. ]

[bluminescence]

[ Kaspar nods at that. What fans his world must have. Paintings, hiding identities, it all still sounds so exciting. It is more than just small talk, the way he asks sincerely-- ]

... Are you, enjoying it here?

[associative]

Yeah, I am.

[ He smiles softly, leaning forward in his chair as he rests on the table. ]

I miss my world, but I'm glad that I came here to meet everyone.