275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...

[framestory]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.


[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.

Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dämmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.

The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.

Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.

Mingle, eat food, and have fun!

If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]

Comments

:bcebeautifuleyelashes:

[sicklysweet]

[No. ❤️]

Depends on how appealing it sounds to you, I suppose. If you weren’t intrigued… you wouldn’t be so embarrassed, would you? You would just dismiss me, or get angry, but you’re not.

[Have no fear, Ellis, even though we all know he would lose anyways, Owen isn’t actually interested in being a home wrecker. He just wants to bully Gaku and laugh at him a bit.]

It’s almost cute, Gaku.

[associative]

[ He knows now not to take the bait, so he doesn’t even bother saying he’s uninterested. If his heart wasn’t completely set on someone at the moment, he would’ve been, but now? No.

And so, he sighs. ]

I’m not dismissing you because I actually like spending time with you, asshole. Even if you’re weird about a lot of things.

[sicklysweet]

[mathlady.gif]

…Are you insane?

[Who would actually like spending time with Owen? Especially if they don’t want to fuck him… What else is there to like? It’s not like he has power here, either.]

[associative]

[ Why is this the second time he’s been asked this. ]

No.

[ He frowns. ]

Like I said, you’re weird. But I don’t think you’re terrible to spend time with. Your view on things is interesting.

[sicklysweet]

[Maybe there’s a reason for that, Gaku. Just maybe.]

“Interesting”? Are you trying to insult me?

[It’s Gaku, so probably not, but it also makes no sense for it to be sincere.]

[associative]

Take it as an insult if you want, but no. I'm not.

[ Ever thought about someone just being sincere, Owen? ]

You're from a very different place, of course I think the way you see things is interesting.

[sicklysweet]

[Sincerity is fake!!]

Right. I get it. You want to know what’s wrong with me.

[There has to be a “gotcha”, and Akira was always so nosy and asking so many pointless questions about him… Maybe that’s just what people from Japan are like? It’s a cultural thing…]

[associative]

...Not really? I already have a few ideas anyway, I don't need to hang out with you to try and figure it out.

[ And he isn't so sure he's exactly equipped to handle that anyway. ]

[sicklysweet]

[Crosses his noodley arms over his scrawny chest like he’s a CLAMP character. Fai has entered the chat.]

What ideas.

[That is not a question, but a demand. What are you thinking about him!!]

[associative]

[ the devastation and havoc fai would wreak upon this game........... ]

Your world was harsh, so you're defensive because of it. I hope you can find some peace here.

[sicklysweet]

[manic pixie dream twink!!!!]

You're going to give me hives. That's gross. Why would you even say something like that? You're totally wrong, anyways. I'm not defensive.

[associative]

..That sounded defensive to me.

[ He sighs. ]

Anyway, I mean what I said. I hope you experience nicer things here, even though you've had a rough start.

[sicklysweet]

No.

[It was not defensive. Shut up Gaku!!!]

That’s not going to happen. This place is awful, and for all of this marriage and relationship stuff nobody’s even that attractive.

[He says to the Sexiest Man In Japan.]

[associative]

Yeah? I think just about all of us here are attractive.

[ And Gaku is including himself in this, thank you very much! ]

[sicklysweet]

[The confidence…]

Really? You need higher standards.

[associative]

[ He shrugs. As far as he's concerned, his standards are his own and can't be measured against anything else. ]

I think you're just being contrary. There are objectively attractive people here.

[sicklysweet]

There's no such thing as objectively attractive. That's just what people use as an excuse to call other people ugly, because they're objectively worse-looking.

[He's absolutely just being contrary, but he is right about Gaku's standards being low. Absolutely.]

[associative]

How can someone be objectively worse-looking if objective attractiveness doesn't exist?

[ Hello? Owen? What is your problem!! ]

Anyway, if you're trying to insult me by saying no one here looks good, then that's not gonna work.

[sicklysweet]

That’s what I’m saying, it’s a stupid concept to say that kind of thing.

[What isn’t his problem?]

But fine. Who on this island is even that attractive that you’re this confident?

[associative]

[ He gives Owen a flat look. ]

Me.

[ Like. Of course? ]

1/2

[sicklysweet]

[Honestly, what was he even expecting.]

2/2

[sicklysweet]

You’re okay.

[associative]

[ That gets a laugh out of him. ]

So, that means you agree!

[sicklysweet]

[Fuck. Did he bamboozle himself into saying Gaku's attractive?]

Don't let it get to your head.

[associative]

[ He laughs. ]

It won't. I know I look good. There's nothing to let get to my head when I know it already.