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crescentview2023-01-09 07:19 pm
framestory) wrote in crescentview2023-01-09 07:19 pm
275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...
WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.
[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.
Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's DΓ€mmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.
The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.
Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.
Mingle, eat food, and have fun!
If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.
[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.
Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's DΓ€mmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.
The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.
Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.
Mingle, eat food, and have fun!
If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]
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[Maybe not serious (maybe serious?)]
But its my bread and butter. The dating thing isn't my bread and butter, though.
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[Sylvando wouldn't call himself a bad farmer, but he's certain he could be going about this much more efficiently.]
Oh honey, you're certainly not alone there. I think many of the group are either unfamiliar with dating or are very rusty with it. The tasks and bingo squares are great for breaking the ice, at least! A lot of them involve dates without the weight associated with an official date.
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[isn't everyone glad for the walking talking farmer's almanac]
So its all unofficial? [He makes a bit of an unsure face.] What about, you know, the whole marriage thing?
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I believe the Goddess is serious about her desire to see love blossom here. These tasks can be a stepping stone for something more. Of course, I certainly hope she doesn't intend on forcing marriage upon anyone if they don't find a partner by the end of the year. That's just not how love works!
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[NO FORCING LOVE!!! >8I]
But then again...kind of have to if we want to get out of here, huh...
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[That's pretty much what the Goddess is banking on anyway.]
If it helps you feel any better though, I certainly hadn't considered settling down anytime soon when I got brought here. I've lived on the road for almost a decade! But the more time I spend here with everyone, the less daunting it sounds.
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[He sounds a bit disbelieving of his own chances, and well...there's a lot of reasons for that. The thought makes him a little bitter - his easy smile wanes into something a little distant, eyebrows furrowed.]
Mm. I don't know if anyone in their right mind should go for me.
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Oh, honey. Why would you say something like that? I know we just met, but that breaks my heart to hear!
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[As if remembering to do so, he's putting on an easy smile.]
I'm just saying thinks. Don't mind me.
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If you say so... I wouldn't be so hard on yourself, though. Everyone has equal opportunity to be happy here.