ใ50 โข ELLISใ (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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crescentview2023-01-09 07:19 pm
framestory) wrote in crescentview2023-01-09 07:19 pm
275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...
WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.
[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.
Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dรคmmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.
The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.
Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.
Mingle, eat food, and have fun!
If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.
[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.
Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dรคmmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.
The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.
Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.
Mingle, eat food, and have fun!
If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]
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( SHE CAN'T ANSWER 'HELPING PEOPLE IS SOMETHING I DO FOR MYSELF', RIGHT ... )
Well, I'm a big fan of gliding! And reading storybooks. And eating tasty food! Do those count?
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Do you get to do them as much as you want?
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Sadly not, I'm afraid ... my job keeps me super busy. Although it's so surreal being here because I have waaaay more time free than I'm used to. I hardly know how to fill it most of the time!
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[stares into distance over work...]
But I guess its nice to do things for yourself. Just take it easy. Find more stuff to love.
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( SHOULDER PAT. )
Thank you, John! You should definitely find fun things to do, too.
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[A little laugh.]
I'll do my best. And if you need a partner in crime, I won't mind.
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[noooo actual crime here (shoving everything under rug)]
You can't tell me you've never gotten up to any mischief?
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Sometimes I guess I do misbehave now ... just a 'lil. ( hee hee! )
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That's what I thought. You're a natural-born mis-behaver.
[And he tilts his head.]
Have you done anything here? I think it would be fun. A prank or two should be a great time.
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A prank? Hmm ... maybe when I was a kid, but ... as an adult, I'm not too keen on it. I'd much rather make someone smile than give them a fright.
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