275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...

[framestory]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.


[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.

Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dämmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.

The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.

Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.

Mingle, eat food, and have fun!

If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]

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[chronosynthesis]

Oh, well... [He's not usually referred to as adorable. He scratches the back of his neck.

Amber's choice gets a chuckle out of him, though, as he lowers his hand.] It is. Do you work with explosives?

[outride]

Sorta! I'll show you!

( now that she's got her full abilities back, she can demonstrate! Amber pulls out a stuffed rabbit before throwing it a safe distance away from them both.

the rabbit shakes himself and dances. oohh he dancin'. he a dancing lil bunny man. this goes on for around half a minute until--

💥 boom! (with a squeak.) )

Pretty cool, right? That's Baron Bunny. I use him to distract enemies, then he explodes! Made him myself!

[chronosynthesis]

[That sure is a dancing... mini Amber in a bunny suit? At least, that's what it looks like.

He stares, dumbfounded as the plush wobbles around--and then jumps in his seat as it explodes. Was that really a good idea in the middle of the party?!]

Oh, I--I see. [Goodness.]

[outride]

Heehee! I love making them for people, too! Though the ones I give out tend to not explode like mine. If you ever want one, just say the word!

[chronosynthesis]

Yes, you... probably shouldn't be handing out explosives to people. But I appreciate the offer.

But I think we have gone a bit off track from our question game. [Which, actually, he isn't sure how many they're at right now. Maybe ten? Probably ten.] What is it you do that requires dancing explosives?

[outride]

Oh right! The game!

( seems they got a little side-tracked! )

I'm an Outrider in the Knights of Favonius. You're familiar with Sir Kaeya, right? We're part of the same organisation, although my platoon is a little different. I'm the only member! It's my job to defend my city of Mondstadt by tracking bad guys, fighting monsters and gathering intelligence. My dancing rabbit explosive comes in handy when I need to make a diversion for myself from some really powerful monsters!

[chronosynthesis]

So you are... a scout. [That's a familiar concept.] I was aware Kaeya is part of a military but not the details. Your priority is defense of the city, then?

[outride]

It is, yes. Even though our positions are different. He's the Cavalry Captain. I'm an Outrider. As an Outrider, it's my duty to go out there and track people down. I'm very good at it. If anyone ever makes you suspicious here ... just leave everything to me.

( the girl may be a rabbit but she can track like a dog! ) So, here's another question for you. How are you feeling right now? About this place.

[chronosynthesis]

[He was about to lead into talking shop, but Amber's actual question makes him stop.] How am I feeling?

[Huh. His gaze becomes distant as he considers that.] Much about this place is strange and I find myself existing moment to moment rather than truly understanding it. But... that time itself isn't bad. It is mostly peaceful. People are friendly. The farm is nice. I've never had so much down time?

[Nothin' 'bout marriage though. That's still firmly lodged in things he isn't considering.]

[outride]

( Amber listens intently and nods, her smile kind and empathetic. )

I feel like I can really relate to you with that one. I've never had so much free time, like ... ( she laughs a little airy chuckle. ) Well, ever!

But I'm glad you're surrounded by friendly folks and that you find things peaceful. Hopefully it's a little bit reassuring to know you aren't alone in finding yourself existing from moment to moment while trying to figure things out.

[chronosynthesis]

[Syrlya smiles warmly at her kindness.] And you as well. Perhaps it isn't your first choice of a vacation, but is it acceptable?