275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...

[framestory]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.


[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.

Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dämmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.

The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.

Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.

Mingle, eat food, and have fun!

If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]

Comments

wine time

[graftage]

Oh, whoah, someone's having fun.

[And someone is definitely...drunk. He's a little concerned as he's trying to reach over to take her glass from her.]

Maybe just slow down a little, yeah?

[outride]

( HOW DARE )

Slow down-!? Wait, no, actually ...

( she hands the glass of wine to him. )

YOU need to speed up! Go on, have a drink! It's good!

[graftage]

[Oh, now he feels put on the spot.]

Are you sure? I mean, this is your glass...

[outride]

I insist! Sharing is caring, is it not?

[graftage]

...



[He gives a shrug.]

Eh. Why not.

[DOWN THE HATCH]

[outride]

Pretty good, right!? Here! Top up!

( and with his glass empty, she'll go ahead and fill it up for him!! and if he doesn't want it, well, she'll probably have it. not that she needs any more but, u kno. )

[graftage]

[Annnnnnd he's taking her glass again.]

You really can't stop yourself, can you?

[outride]

That's for you! Not me!

[graftage]

Are you just trying to get me drunk?

[outride]

No!

That's just another glass for you, since you drank the first one pretty quick. But don't worry if you don't want it, because someone else will!

[graftage]

Heh.

[She's so adamant...]

Well, I thank you. I guess I can't say no to a nice lady being kind.

[outride]

Hey, no problem! ( she's enthusiastic, but nice!! ) What's your name, by the way?

[graftage]

Oh! Excuse my rudeness. I'm John Steinbeck. Nice to meet ya, miss...?

[outride]

Amber. ( she'll just shake his hand! )

Pleased to meet you, John! Ahh, it's so nice to have a drinking buddy! I have no idea where my friends ran off to, ehehe!

[graftage]

If they ran off, are they really friends?

[HMM?]

But since you've been abandoned, I'll make sure to stick around. I hate to see a lady all by herself.

[outride]

HEY! I'm not abandoned! I didn't mean literally! They're allowed to have fun and go anywhere they like! I'm a free woman, too!

( she takes a sippy of wine. )

Besides, doesn't this place encourage us to get close to others anyway? You know, with the bingo thing. ( HMMM! )

[graftage]

Haha, I was joking, I was joking! Of course you're a free lady.

[Holding up his hand....pls no angry Miss Amber....]

Yeah, it does. Have you done any of yours?

[outride]

A few of 'em! Yeah!

How about you? If you want any help, I'd be happy to offer it!

[graftage]

Hmmm.

[He has to pull his bingo card out.]

Hey! Want to do something real easy? We can share one of these glasses with two straws, if they're available.

[outride]

Haha, what! That's super cute! Let's do it!

( okay - it shouldn't be too hard to find a cup and two straws, right? Amber glances around until she spots some on an adjacent table! excuse her as she just. saunters over to the table, grabs a straw and then heads back, picking up a really cool looking coconut shaped cup along the way. once she's back at the table, she fills it with wine, and plants both straws into the drink. )

I like this cup! ( she giggles. ) Okay, I do not need any more wine, but ... ( more giggling! ) It's for a good cause!

[graftage]

You made a good choice in cup, there.

[Its definitely super tropical. He smiles, reaching forward - (this lady's laugh is cute, he will admit) and takes ahold of the cup with a hand.]

Hey, as long as we're having fun, and getting squares done, that's what matters, right? [Time for a sip from one of the straws!] Haha, it almost tastes better like this.

[outride]

That's exactly it!

( she leans in and takes a sip herself, licking her lips afterwards with a smile! wow! )

Hey! It does taste better! I'm not sure if it's because of the coconut cup, or because of how much more fun it is to drink it like this! ( another sip. DOES SHE NEED MORE BOOZE (NO) but she's such a cute, dumb drunk that it's fine. ) Do you think fun has a flavour?

[graftage]

Either way, its good.

[Weeeeee alcohol. :D And a few more sips for him. Can you believe he came over to try to stop her.]

Hm! I dunno! Maybe...well, would it be cheating to say alcohol?

[outride]

( it's much more fun this way!! see!! )

Ehhhhh, maybe. I wouldn't say it's completely fun! There's the hangovers and all the embarrassing stuff you can say or do while drunk. ( JUST LIKE SHE WOULD ONCE VAN ZIEKS' MEETING ROLLS AROUND. HMMMMMM. )

[graftage]

Okay, okay. I get it.

[Hmmm.]

What would you say is the taste of fun, then?