275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...

[framestory]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.


[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.

Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dämmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.

The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.

Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.

Mingle, eat food, and have fun!

If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]

Comments

i; i blame coco

[sicklysweet]

[Hey Gaku, long time no see, Owen is absolutely trying not to think about the last time he ran into the idol because haha he's not unpacking any of That Situation any time in the next millennia.]

...

[He looks at the bottles.]

What is it?

hmmmmmm

[associative]

[ Gaku is immediately thinking of That Situation, and wondering if Owen still has that jacket.

Anyway. ]

Lubricant. It makes things slippery.

[ That's all you're getting, Owen. ]

[sicklysweet]

[Don't worry about it. Of course he does.]

"Things", huh...

[He's not that much of an idiot.]

Things you're not lubricating at the moment? How sad.

[associative]

[ Gaku makes a face. Leave it to Owen to say something like this... ]

...Is it really that sad?

[sicklysweet]

Welllll.

[He draws out the word, like an asshole.]

It means nobody wants to touch you - not even yourself. That’s pretty sad, isn’t it?

[associative]

[ He’s not going to rise to the bait, Owen!!! Except he kind of is anyway, shooting a glare at him. ]

My boyfriend isn’t ready. I’m not about to pressure him.

[ Sure, he could mention that he was sexiest man back home, but there’s no way he can even prove that, and it would only make matters worse here. ]

[sicklysweet]

[It would absolutely make things worse, so he should absolutely tell Owen. It’d be so funny! C’mon, Gaku, be a pal.]

Oh my. A boyfriend already? You certainly move quickly.

[Is he judging? Who can say.]

I would think that waiting for him would make you want to relieve the pressure on your own. Your hands work, don’t they?

[How much will it take until Gaku quits the conversation?]

[associative]

[ A boyfriend after six weeks isn't bad!! Just how slowly does Owen move? ]

Yeah, they do. [ He frowns, leaving it up to interpretation on whether or not he actually uses said hands. ] But why do you care about what I do on my own anyway?

[sicklysweet]

[He’s over a thousand years old and has never had an official boyfriend. It’s pretty slow.]

I’m bored.

[At least he’s being honest!]

And I thought you might have a funny reaction. Humans can be so strange about talking about this kind of thing, after all.

[associative]

Not everyone is comfortable talking about it.

[ And Gaku himself is a mixed bag when it comes to this. But given all the drama and shenanigans going on, he's gotten more comfortable. ]

I don't really care, but some things do need to stay private.

[sicklysweet]

I don't see why not. It's not like it's anything most people don't do.

[Can't believe they're out here at a party talking about masturbation.]

What is there to be so ashamed of?

[Life is both too short and too long to care about taboos!! Just be nasty on main, Gaku.]

[associative]

[ Honestly, he thinks Owen is just saying a bunch of bullshit, so he glares at him for a long moment before deciding to call him on his bluff.

Hopefully. ]

Yeah? Then why don't you talk about your own habits too?

full on nsfw dialogue now, i hate it here homies

[sicklysweet]

[Bluff? Bluff??? You think you can call Owen out and not have him respond like it's a challenge?????

Shame! Shame for Gaku for 1000 years!]

Oh? Well, if you want to know that badly...

[He leans in, bracing his hands on the table so he can get uncomfortably close. Gaku thinks talking about this stuff should be private, after all, so he's just obliging as best as he can.]

Sticking to one thing can be boring, but the way I prefer to pleasure myself? It feels best when I'm spread open on something long and thick. Sometimes my fingers feel good enough, but sometimes I need something... more, and there's not always someone around to provide. Magic goes a long way in making sure I'm satisfied, though.

[Totally normal things to tell someone: you make dildos out of magic to fuck yourself because sometimes you feel like being a size queen.]

me too let me out

[associative]

[ God.

This is so, so weird, especially with Owen talking about magical dildos or whatever the hell it is he uses—it doesn't matter because Gaku isn't going to ask. But he feels his face getting progressively redder anyway because anyone that hears this sort of thing is going to blush.

Gaku backs himself up so that Owen is no longer invading his personal space. ]

...Yeah, consider me one of those humans who can't handle this kind of discussion.

don’t forget you’re here forever

[sicklysweet]

[Owen grins as soon as Gaku leans back, and he laughs once he starts talking.]

You’re the one who asked, poor little Gaku, so forgive me for indulging your curiosity.

[He’s not sorry in the slightest.]

You look like a tomato right now.

[His head’s a lot smaller, though.]

:peepojail:

[associative]

[ Leave him alone! Ahhhhhh! ]

Of course I am! How else am I going to react to hearing all of that!

[ Especially from someone who, in Gaku's opinion, is objectively attractive. What else is he supposed to do? ]

:bcebeautifuleyelashes:

[sicklysweet]

[No. ❤️]

Depends on how appealing it sounds to you, I suppose. If you weren’t intrigued… you wouldn’t be so embarrassed, would you? You would just dismiss me, or get angry, but you’re not.

[Have no fear, Ellis, even though we all know he would lose anyways, Owen isn’t actually interested in being a home wrecker. He just wants to bully Gaku and laugh at him a bit.]

It’s almost cute, Gaku.

[associative]

[ He knows now not to take the bait, so he doesn’t even bother saying he’s uninterested. If his heart wasn’t completely set on someone at the moment, he would’ve been, but now? No.

And so, he sighs. ]

I’m not dismissing you because I actually like spending time with you, asshole. Even if you’re weird about a lot of things.

[sicklysweet]

[mathlady.gif]

…Are you insane?

[Who would actually like spending time with Owen? Especially if they don’t want to fuck him… What else is there to like? It’s not like he has power here, either.]

[associative]

[ Why is this the second time he’s been asked this. ]

No.

[ He frowns. ]

Like I said, you’re weird. But I don’t think you’re terrible to spend time with. Your view on things is interesting.

[sicklysweet]

[Maybe there’s a reason for that, Gaku. Just maybe.]

“Interesting”? Are you trying to insult me?

[It’s Gaku, so probably not, but it also makes no sense for it to be sincere.]

[associative]

Take it as an insult if you want, but no. I'm not.

[ Ever thought about someone just being sincere, Owen? ]

You're from a very different place, of course I think the way you see things is interesting.

[sicklysweet]

[Sincerity is fake!!]

Right. I get it. You want to know what’s wrong with me.

[There has to be a “gotcha”, and Akira was always so nosy and asking so many pointless questions about him… Maybe that’s just what people from Japan are like? It’s a cultural thing…]

[associative]

...Not really? I already have a few ideas anyway, I don't need to hang out with you to try and figure it out.

[ And he isn't so sure he's exactly equipped to handle that anyway. ]

[sicklysweet]

[Crosses his noodley arms over his scrawny chest like he’s a CLAMP character. Fai has entered the chat.]

What ideas.

[That is not a question, but a demand. What are you thinking about him!!]