275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...

[framestory]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.


[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.

Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dämmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.

The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.

Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.

Mingle, eat food, and have fun!

If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]

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nsfw mention oopsie

[associative]

[ The fact that he has to sign this should mean it goes through more of a filter, but he can't just not express it. ]

"Probably because Diluc has a giant dick."

[framestory]

[ ...

Ellis slaps his face with the towel. ]

[associative]

Hey!

[ He swipes the towel off his face and holds onto it so Ellis can't use it against him anymore. ]

"We bathed together in the hot springs. I saw him naked and something like that is impossible to not notice."

[framestory]

"Why in the world would I want to know?! I don't!"

[ HELLO????? ]

[associative]

I'm just saying!

[ HE'S MAKING EDUCATED GUESSES. ]

"What did he tell you?"

[framestory]

"He just said to ask Diluc about the details. The topic came up because I was selling lube."

[associative]

"Wonder what happened."

[ This island has turned him into the nosiest bitch. ]

"Are you going to ask?"

[framestory]

[ Does Ellis want to die? No, but for some reason, he has remained fearless in front of Diluc. For the most part, anyway. ]

"Maybe. I don't think Diluc even likes Childe that way, since he likes Kaeya. So I should probably tell him not to copy Kaeya. Speaking of Kaeya, I also learned that Trahearne has been having a lot of it with him. I wonder if Trahearne is going to be okay..."

[associative]

[ Wow, so what Ellis is saying is that everyone is fucking but them? Got it. Except he really doesn't care all that much. ]

"Wow. What a mess."

[ Gaku lets out a sigh. ]

"Diluc actually judged me for saying I would sleep with someone as long as I knew them well enough."

[framestory]

[ There is a look of no surprise on Ellis's face whatsoever. ]

"You do you?"

[ He's not sure what Gaku wants him to do with that information. ]

[associative]

[ Make of it what you will, Ellis! Regardless, it doesn't matter anymore. ]

"I don't think he has the right to judge me for it."

[ Is Gaku pouting about it a little? Yes. ]

[framestory]

[ Ellis pats Gaku's back. There, there. But his shirt is still wet, so it feels gross... Towel patting, it is. With his free hand: ]

"Does it get to you that much?"

[associative]

"It's..."

[ Give him a moment to remember how to do this word. ]

"Hypocritical."

[framestory]

"That's just how people are though."

[ No offense, Gaku. But at least this confirms that Ellis has only seen the worst people in wherever he came from. ]

[associative]

[ He shakes his head. ]

"Not to this extent. Most people I know are not hypocritical."

[ Man... Ellis needs to meet some decent people. ]

[framestory]

"You sure?"

[ He really needs to meet decent people. Good thing he's here in Crescentview! lol ]

[associative]

Of course I am!

[ He's very adamant about this! ]

You should meet Ryu. He's one of my group members and the nicest guy I know. He can be kind of stubborn, but his heart is always in the right place. He'd never hurt someone if he could help it.

[framestory]

[ Ellis stops and stares at Gaku for a moment. ]

"So, like you."

[associative]

Me?

[ Gaku shakes his head. ]

No. Ryu is much, much nicer than I am.

[framestory]

[ Ellis makes a face. ]

"I don't like it when people are too nice."

[ Mostly because Ellis does the same thing--if he's too nice to someone, he wants something from them, so naturally... Ellis thinks the same of other people. ]

[associative]

[ Gaku can get that to an extent, but... ]

Why's that?

[framestory]

"They probably want something that I can't give them. Then they get mad at me if I can't give them that."

[ His story was full of assholes. ]

[associative]

...Oh.

[ That's depressing. ]

I know some people like that, but most of my friends aren't those kinds of people.

[framestory]

[ Ellis looks over at the table full of food and takes a spinach wrap... to shove it into Gaku's mouth.

Yeah, that's enough of how depressing his worldviews are. ]

[associative]

Mmph!

[ He pulls the spinach wrap out of his mouth. ]

Hey! Watch it, Ellis!