275 gallons of lube in the barn, 275 gallons of lube...

[framestory]

WHO: EVERYONE
WHAT: Ellis tries hosting a summer party with slip n slide.
WHEN: Summer 12
WHERE: On Ellis's farm property
WARNINGS: NSFW dialogue. Owen laying out his kinks for everyone to see.


[ On a very hot day in Summer 12, every house in Crescentview will receive an invitation to Ellis's place along with a map with directions tailored to each house. Better tell your housemate about it. Ellis has invited everyone to come over to his place. There will be an insanely long slip n slide that feels ridiculously slippery. In fact, it is not powered by water. It's powered by water-based lube. But don't worry, Fluffy the white adult samoyed dog can hose you down to wash it all off if desired. He will also accept pets and attention from those who feel awkward at parties. The dog will also go around once in a while to spray random people with the hose.

Anyway, there's also free food laid out on the table! From Lucia's Cozy Kitchen (and advertised as such), there are fried chicken, fried noodles, and spinach wraps. From Diluc's Dämmerung Bar & Winery, there will be this season's specialty: strawberry wine! There are many other food as well such as dried apple chips, crispy fruit salad, generic snacks... there's also soda and water for the people who don't want to drink wine.

The main attractions in the party seem to be the extremely long slip n slides--multiples of them actually--and there is a specifically longer slip n slide, but it's used as a game. There's a plastic stick at the end that you must get to and bring back without falling even once. Yes, your feet must be on the slip n slide. Beware, this one is even more slippery than the others. There is... an assortment of prizes to win. What are the prizes? Win one and find out.

Other than that, Ellis is also selling bottles of water-based lube. He knows some of y'all need these.

Mingle, eat food, and have fun!

If there are any questions, please PM or ping me on the discord server. ]

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[associative]

[ He looks up and sees Ellis tilting his head, and so he just shakes his own head. ]

Don't worry about it.

[ Gaku pats him. ]

[framestory]

[ Okay???? Ellis continues to look at Gaku with some more confusion until it dies out and then points to the slide again. Gaku!! C'mon!! ]

[associative]

Why?

[ He's sure it has nothing to do with having fun. Gaku just knows Ellis wants to see him all covered in lubricant and then sprayed down like a car in a car wash. It's humiliating. ]

[framestory]

"Because it's fun. I told you that I went on it. Had to test it a lot, so it's really not as gross as you probably think it is."

[ Why do you think he's soaked from wet to toe apart from Fluffy having fun. ]

[associative]

...Fine.

[ Without another word, Gaku leaves to go on the slide. It actually is kind of fun, but he doesn't like being hosed down afterwards. ]

[framestory]

[ Ellis slides right after Gaku too, sliding on his legs. Good thing it doesn't burn because the lubricant helps him slide without effort. Wheeeee...

After getting hosed down, Ellis offers Gaku a big towel. It's a shame that his efforts to fixing Ellis's hair went wasted, but Ellis wouldn't mind if Gaku does that again. ]

[associative]

[ Gaku nods in appreciation for the towel as he starts to dry himself out before getting Ellis too. ]

Did you have fun?

[framestory]

[ Ellis nods in the midst of drying. He has two towels, but Gaku trying to dry him off feels nice too. ]

"Did you?"

[associative]

[ Ellis will just be super dry! He removes the towel so he can move some of Ellis' hair out of the way so he can lean forward and press a kiss to his temple. ]

Yeah. I did.

[ With that, he gets to work on wringing out his shirt, hiking it up so he can twist the bottom half of it all at once. ]

[framestory]

[ He's not looking............ you can't make him...

Anyway.

He looks back at Gaku when he thinks he's done. ]

"I think I heard something shocking today."

[associative]

[ Look at the eye candy that is your boyfriend, Ellis!!

He is done with his shirt however. Except now he hikes up one leg of his shorts a bit to wring it out. ]

Really? What is it?

[framestory]

[ Ellis brings up his hands again to sign, but hesitates.

Fuck it. ]

"I think Diluc had sex with Childe."

[associative]

[ Forget his shorts, this is way, way, way more important? ]

What?

[framestory]

"Do you want me to write that?"

[ He doesn't want to, but. ]

[associative]

[ He shakes his head. ]

I understood it, but seriously?

[ Uh, give him a second as he suddenly becomes aware of everyone else here. ]

"Those two?"

[framestory]

[ Ellis nods. ]

"Childe didn't seem happy with it though."

nsfw mention oopsie

[associative]

[ The fact that he has to sign this should mean it goes through more of a filter, but he can't just not express it. ]

"Probably because Diluc has a giant dick."

[framestory]

[ ...

Ellis slaps his face with the towel. ]

[associative]

Hey!

[ He swipes the towel off his face and holds onto it so Ellis can't use it against him anymore. ]

"We bathed together in the hot springs. I saw him naked and something like that is impossible to not notice."

[framestory]

"Why in the world would I want to know?! I don't!"

[ HELLO????? ]

[associative]

I'm just saying!

[ HE'S MAKING EDUCATED GUESSES. ]

"What did he tell you?"

[framestory]

"He just said to ask Diluc about the details. The topic came up because I was selling lube."

[associative]

"Wonder what happened."

[ This island has turned him into the nosiest bitch. ]

"Are you going to ask?"

[framestory]

[ Does Ellis want to die? No, but for some reason, he has remained fearless in front of Diluc. For the most part, anyway. ]

"Maybe. I don't think Diluc even likes Childe that way, since he likes Kaeya. So I should probably tell him not to copy Kaeya. Speaking of Kaeya, I also learned that Trahearne has been having a lot of it with him. I wonder if Trahearne is going to be okay..."

[associative]

[ Wow, so what Ellis is saying is that everyone is fucking but them? Got it. Except he really doesn't care all that much. ]

"Wow. What a mess."

[ Gaku lets out a sigh. ]

"Diluc actually judged me for saying I would sleep with someone as long as I knew them well enough."